|1967 : Born in Pueblo, Colorado. |
1971 : Hits a parked car, 36 stitches in his head.
1986 : Graduates Pueblo South High-School.
1990 : Runs over a rabbit in Ohio. Claims it's an accident.
1991 : Graduates University of Colorado-Boulder.
1992 : Moves to the desert bottom in Phoenix, Arizona.
1993 : Changes from skiing to snowboarding. Says he will never switch back.
1995 : Moves to Madrid, Spain.
1996 : Arrives in Denver, Colorado for the second time.
1997 : Swims with sharks on the shores of the Kimberly - Australia.
1999 : Moves to New York City.
1999 : Breaks first of two ankles playing hoops.
2001 : Meets the gods in severe rainstorm on Mount Taranaki, New Zealand.
2003 : Breaks second ankle playing hoops. X-Rays are negative, however.
2004 : Moves to Paris, France.
2004 : Runs over two baby ducks in Scotland. Claims it's an accident.
2005 : Returns to New York City. Changes to back to skiing.
2006 : Loses in Las Vegas, Nevada.